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I believe that you will find the original content of this website to be clean as a baby’s face, unique as a ground squirrel gopher in Saskatchewan, and unconventionally funny.
The good thing, which I know some will appreciate, is there will be no swearing.
“What is funny, anyway, eh?” you may ask yourself. If you are reading for one, humour is what provokes laughter or a grin. Yet, what you find witty or hilarious, just may not be humorous to the next person. Humour for the most part, is in the eyes of the crazies and insane folk like me, (well, that is what my mom said anyways, and moms are never wrong).
Butfunny.com is mostly original short stories which I have written mainly for adults, seniors, teens, the senile, and pretty much anyone that likes to have their humorous side plucked like a fiddle, from time to time. And yet, you won’t have to wash your ears and eyes out with soap afterwards. This does not mean these clean short stories will be dry like sawdust, far from it! There may be spelling problems, poor grammar and sentence structure, and pretty near full of mistakes which may make it almost impossible to understand, but not dry. All I can do is try and hope it won’t make you cry with the my poor English skills. Think of this website more as an unique flavour of ice-cream which tastes like sawdust.
With this unconventional style of humour, I do hope you find butfunny.com, comical, bringing you some amusement, especially the smile that triggers a laugh, eh. That last line is about all the poetry I will be able to muster so, you will have to like a “meat and potatoes” kind of wit, or just take the first train off this page and go straight to the “buy my t-shirt, and book” page…
There is a book to follow which may take some 40 years to complete, so great of a task it is for me. But at least I have started and am almost past the first paragraph, well it is a very long paragraph though. My advice is don’t hold you nose for no longer than 3 years waiting for this book, except in the rare case should you eat a whole jar of picked eggs by yourself at one sitting. In the meantime, enjoy the updates that will come weekly, at least that is what I am shooting for and they just maybe very long weeks.
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I hope you enjoy the stories. There is a line in the sand with humour that needs respect and my best is to not step over the line and on to your toes...being Canadian helps, we can't dance, eh.
Six Ways to Get Free Gold Bullion But Funny
1. Get old free gold chips. Not the potato chip variety though, that type can tast awful sometimes. Not that I have had a firsthand taste bud experience tasting rancid potato chips…but come to think of it, a couple of years ago my brother-in-law did feed a group of starving young people a bag of rancid corn chips. After tasting them, we had a closer examination of the expiry date which read, “best before May 11, 1979.”
The oil on the chips had turned into a raw fossil fuel of some sort that made them tast like they had been soaked in diesel fuel before packaging. So don’t get too mixed up here, for I mean old computers chips which have free 24k gold in them. All you have to do is pull the chip part out and you’ve got gold! You may not have a working computer anymore, but you do have 24k gold in your hand. It is recommended that you only take the chips out of dead and dying computers. Then just burn the rest of computer in your backyard like they did in the old days to get rid of old junk. You will of course get some of that much needed attention on Youtube as the environmental people haul you away for killing the earth single-handedly. But like I said before, you do have that free gold chip.
2. Ask for free gold…just don’t ask me. I’m too busy asking for my own gold with my outstretched hand and tin cup.
3. You can also get free gold from the mail-in sweepstake prizes! Now if I can only figure out how to get the letter back across the country in less the 20 minutes before the deadline of the contest closes. Unfortunately, I know the mailmen from Canada Post cannot move quicker than a Lear Jet to make it in time. Now if you lived at the sweepstakes prize factory, you just may get your letter delivered in time and you may win the free gold if you have the matching number.
4. Give gold to ailing relatives instead of spending the money on the “get-well-soon flowers”. Then hope your relatives like you enough to kindly include you in their will and return the gold to you. This giving of the gold to the ailing does tend to have a positive effect on their heath, improving it so immensely that 20 years are added onto their life. And a few even do catch gold fever from somewhere and move to the Yukon, but this is also on the borderline of creepy.
5. Get married, and you get free gold. If you are a lady, you get a free diamond as well…and if you are like my wife, you inform your husband that you need more gold in the ring to hold the bolder-sized diamond in place. If you are the man, you get your woman who is like gold at times…sometimes…maybe.
6. There is fine gold on the rims of glassware and fancy plates at most in-law’s homes. The key is to scrape a little off without being noticed each time you are invited to their house for dinner. I just volunteer to do the dishes, then use a real tough wire-scrubby on the edges of the plates and hope I go unnoticed. This part you have to be real fast at, because in-laws tend to not trust outlaws like myself for more that 30 seconds at a stretch. If you do get caught with the wire-scrubby, just say there was some food stuck on the plate. Just remember to take the wire-scrubby home with you now that it has all the free gold in it.
P.S. The scrubby may also have some food in it as well, so tending to the scrubby gold extraction should be done in a timely fashion.
