Clean Seniors Humour
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The second way which you can tell that you are getting older is - that your teeth have somehow found a way to get outside of your mouth and are now missing! Must have been a teeth thief.
And how about those miserable 600 dollar false teeth that must have been swiped by a mad bandit? That $600 price is with a seniors discount and for a slightly pre-used pair of false teeth, which don’t fit quite right, and for the reason the thief could have them. And back to story of course, you did not hear the thief of the night, for he was as quiet as the Lone Ranger and you could not hear him prowling around in the night. Now, it would not hurt to turn up your hearing aid next time, either. Otherwise, that bandit would not have gotten two feet without experiencing some sort of damage to his extremities from your nasty left hook with the cane in hand. At this age, the mind is a tricky thing though; because the next day, the teeth miraculously appeared beside the glass of water on the nightstand. The Lone Ranger must have had a case of the guilts and put then in the clean glass of water. The discovering was only after you put on your eyeglasses which had been hanging around your neck for a week or so, unnoticed. It was also nice to find the second pair a glasses on the night stand to.
Now onto the third, tell-all sign that you’re definitely getting a wee bit older. Those wool socks are now a trusted, warm friend instead of being the dreaded scratch-and-itch magnet of childhood.
Most people understand the elderly though…right? The word elderly is not far behind younger ether and that is comical.
I hate to tell you though, but the one in the mirror is not really you. You’re just trapped in an aging older seniors body. Humour is your medicine for this problem, the more humour you get, the better you feel, and the tears of laughter in you eyes help blur your looks as you look the mirror.
Getting old is what we call flavour. The only problem of course, is when we wake up in the morning to look in the mirror and find that some old person is staring back at us (apparently from the era of the Civil War). Yep, that’s you… old and gray. But that should not keep you down, there are things to do for someone of your experience, like climbing Mount Everest. I’ll admit the simpler thing to do, would be just to talk about it. But at this point, Mount Everest can’t be that hard…can it?
I find it funny, this getting older business. Getting older means that I am getting all-the wiser and no one to tell it to? Maybe a few more years will help. Here is the truth of the whole matter, I am younger than my looks. You will have to look real hard though, I must admit (squint if you have to). Once you get past my ugly, you will see the much younger me, and to have seniors face at this point, would not be so bad at all ether. Now what is the way to Mount Everest…
Getting Older Seniors Funny Clean Humour False Teeth
You’re not really getting older. It is the world that is getting younger. One of the ways to tell if you are maybe getting a bit on the less younger side is…the fact that the library book you forgot to return, now has an over-due bill so large that the library has hired a collection agency to knock on your door.
OK, that is a lie. The truth is, the library shut down ten years ago when the web became the place to be. Today, the name has changed from the public library to wikipedia.org. Now back to the lying little funny story of the prehistoric library era.
So the collection agency, by the way, has just impounded your new car to pay for the late charges, and it also looked like they were eyeing-up your prized boat for a return visit!
