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Unique humour short story here for the ladys (men do not laugh out laugh, when your lady is around, it could be a painfull ending to you.)
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Now for most ladies, this tweezing means a pluck here and a pluck there at a wondering eyebrow hair that has gone astray and needs swift extraction. This is done much like a beheading on a French guillotine. Likewise, it is indeed equally painful to watch. One of these ladies revealed to me the reason for this madness. Apparently, this plucking is to keep them from looking like the sock puppets, Bert and Ernie of the kids’ Canadian TV show, Sesame Street. The fellow who has mastered the one single bushy eyebrow that grows right across his entire forehead would be Bert. The fellow sporting the super-bushy eyebrow, tag team would be Ernie.
There is a cautionary flag to be raised for some ladies, though. The need for plucking the eyebrows can go way off course. One day the lady gets too carried away, and her tweezing spins into something more like the plucking of a wild goose. Before too long, the whole patch of eyebrow becomes a bald spot, blending away into its surroundings. This mishap of accomplishment is realized with unbearable horror of forehead baldness. The last resort is ,of course, the highlight pen, (for a redneck Canadian man, this would be a black felt marker which would do the job just fine).
The marking in of these new eyebrows is a such delicate procedure for the boldfaced lady. Of course, one needs less eyebrow. Now, this is where it gets interesting! These ladies mark it all back in, with dark make-up. But oh, horrors of all horrors when they make a mistake with the highlight pen! Who can understand such a creatures?
Eyebrows are only one part of the face which women paint with makeup. One cannot forget the lipstick that is most often smeared on the lips of an already pretty woman (but non prettier than my wife, in case you are my wife reading this makeup evaluation…and did I mention that you are the most beautiful woman that walked all over my heart?)
Now, lipstick on the other hand, is another one of those glorious cosmetic things, which makes a girl who is already very pretty, just average instead of being super pretty. But this also makes the average ugly girl, pretty. This of course, all has to do with the girl that knows who she is and does not care what other girls think. Yet maybe, that overpriced lipstick will push you over the edge of being pretty. Now, this is not all bad for the ugly guy who is searching for that pretty girl, for this puts all the girls in same basket of average.
By Nakia Mast
Tweezing or Plucking of the Eyebrows Short Story Funny Humour
As the strange fad of tweezing or plucking one’s eyebrows sweeps across the world, it is hard to tell if this is truly a fine art or a weird form of self-torture. This art can only be mastered with a steady hand, nerves of steal, and a pain tolerance of a bull riding lunatic.
This odd, yet unique art is mastered after the first pluck, (the enthusiasm, excitement and tear filled eyes, mask the true colors of the human experience known as pain.)
Most often, the professors of these types of homebrewed torture concoctions, are of the female humanoid species, who tend to amuse us of the male side and the species with this eyebrow plucking abilities. This eyebrow tweezing is funny humour and good entertainment. Well that maybe pushing the line, but it dose make a great short story!
