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Anyway, he barked out something along the lines, “Don’t you know, rats crank out baby rats every six weeks you, bleep - beep - beep.” I take it, that his anger management classes were not going so well. This is where things got a bit awkward for me. The rat patrol man started pulling out his hair. My guess was that it was my poor choice of words, or maybe it was the three hitchhiking rats that where now climbing aboard his pickup truck.
The rat man went into a detailed discourse of the problems with Norway rats. His doctrines definitely grabbed my attention. After his interesting advice, I did not think it was such a wise idea to have so many rats running around my place. The black plague of death comes from fleas that bite infected rats, then the fleas or rats bite people. Now, the black plague is not something to mess around with. Even to this day, the black plague can be found in critters of North America, like the prairie gophers and rats. The black plague can be treated today, (good thing if you do contract this rare disease by chance). So my game of “bite the rat, if he bites you first” is out of the question. This game I don’t mind giving up, anyways. Those rats taste nasty, kind of like a prairie gopher or my mother-in-law’s cooking. An interesting thing to note is that rats, like most wild animals, get quite mad went you bite them back. This brings a instinctive tendency in the rats to bite even more and with more vigour.
So like my mom always taught me as a young chap, experience brings wisdom…or was it wisdom?… I guess it did not get past onto me. Memory is a funny thing and not to be worried about so much. Anyway, since the rats have babies only every 6 years, I think…there goes that memory again, it is important to introduce snakes to the environment to get rid of all those bad rats. Snakes love to eat rats, (that I do remember very clearly), but I just don’t know why the rat patrol man gave me all of those rat traps. He also said you shouldn‘t eat the rats. O well, at least there will be some snake meat in the diet to replace the rats as a meat source. I hope snakes taste better.
Norway Rat Farming That Runs All On Its Own
Farming life is a blast! There is no other place where feeding the chickens soon turns into a feeding frenzy for a pack of Norway rats, so amazingly large that the rat patrol shows up without being invited, now that rat farming. It is hard to put words together to explain to the horror-filled faced, the reasoning behind the waves of rats flowing to the neighbouring country yards in all directions.
Of course, unknown to me, one of the yards belonged to the now enraged, red-faced, rat patrol man. I tried to bring a rational explanation to this amazing scene. “It is just a natural part of the rat’s life,” I said. The manner in which the man barked his words right into my face, I suppose he thought I was hard of hearing, or something like that.
