Clean Bankers Humour
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On the other hand, the redneck stores his wealth of gold bars in an old sock and then tucks it under his mattress. There is a good chance I believe, that the lump in the bed is the leading culprit to the hunch of his aching back. These hunchback rednecks of course, are what keep the overpriced doctors employed. The bread-and-butter of the trade, they call it. The problem is that if you keep your gold money from the banker’s paws, it goes straight into their buddies’ pockets, the overcharging doctors. The doctors in turn, prescribe overpriced medication for the aching backs.
The banker is much the same though, if you think about it for a moment. They also prescribe the overpriced medication to fix your money problems. This medication is called a loan with high interest payments which compound daily, and a clause (that was in fine print at the time of signing and was in a foreign tongue) which stated that the bank would take your house, car and your wife if you did not pay the monthly bill. The foreign language was of course in French; French being a legal language of Canada. It’s just one tough break for those living in one of the other nine, non-francophone Provinces of Canada. Now the banker did make it clear that it was too bad if you lived outside the Province of Québec. But the paper was legally clear as well, that I had signed. There is no harm done really, for that monthly mortgage bill can be covered simply by taking on a third job or selling a kidney to the highest bidder, mainly the banker’s doctor-friend. (You can live with only one kidney, I might add, but you can’t live without the wife and house because you need supper).
Bankers are not all bad. They are real nice and do offer you some free coffee with a smile if you sign on the dotted line. And they are happy in ways that can only be figured out by words called mathematics, compounded interest, and gross excessive profit.
I must admit, I love owning some gold, like the bankers do. It makes my aching teeth fell better with all the gold fillings and I can hide my gold from the banker apposed to gold bullion coins. Do me a favour though and don’t tell him. I am sure that owning gold can weigh heavy on a man’s heart like that banker’s mortgage payment that is due first thing in the morning.
Funny Clean Humour Gold for Bankers, Doctors and Rednecks
Gold bullion coins are made for the fearful, the rednecks, and the bankers… did I say rednecks and bankers in the same breath? I guess, I did say that. Yet this pair have set themselves on this track only because they have the same bug, known as gold fever, and not for the love of each other.
This golden love couple are kinda like two men chasing after the same girl. The man with the most money to buy the most gold bullion first at the and of the date, wins…yet I think the rich banker is also the most miserable with the fake girlfriend who is just after his gold and money. How can a banker be happy? Their wallets are so fat that the bankers can barely squeeze them out of their pockets without giving them a good greasing first.
