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Clean, Yet Funny Short Stories Aricles - Reviews Testimony
Since I cannot pay someone to do a clean yet funny testimony and review for me. I will have to give you my testimony of my own chicken-scratch thoughts that end up on this website. It is not for lack of trying, but for the fact that all the people I know are still in the stone and chisel era. But they do give me lots of ideas for my stories.
Eyebrow Plucking and Removal - Ok, this is an intense article about eyebrows… funny, funny, funny short story. At least that is what my wife said about it. I felt it was more painful than comical, but I’ll let you eyebrow pluckers be the judge.
Norway Rat Farming - Again, this one is a fun short story all about just how fun rats can be when they are left to run free all over your yard. Rats need food, water, and a warm bed to sleep in and they don’t pay rent. Their comrades and multiple family members show up 6 weeks after the first arrival, that in short make-up the pack. This is your first step to rat farming.
Fast Money How to Make Money Online - This an introduction and a welcome mat to poverty, bankruptcy, and living in your in-law’s basement. The title could also be ‘quit your job in style and start your own business before moving onto poverty, bankruptcy and’ … you get my point, the severity of your actions if you fail. The odds are in your favour though. You have a better than 4% chance of making it to your 5th year in business, before living with your in-laws.
Seniors Clean Humour with Old Teeth - Do I have doozy for you! If you are getting older, this is a beauty of a funny story here. Ok, that sounds more like a greasy used-car salesman, and with this I do agree…so ya, get over there and read that full of humour comical article for the seniors. It will only cost you all of $50,000 dollars…plus GST tax if you take it home today. That was a joke except for the taxman part. Taxmen have to eat as healthy as the rest of us, like t-bone steak and veal cutlets nightly in Hawaii with their 6 month paid holiday.
Bear Rules - Now with bears, you may not want to try anything I suggested, such as tickling one of them bear mamas under the chin. Just tell me how it turns out, unfortunately I have had no one come back to tell me how much of an adrenalin rush they got before all the horrid mayhem kick in.
Bear True Story - This is a true story of me and a grizzly bear charge in Northern BC a few years back, which I made into a humours hybrid of Smokey the Bear on steroids encounter.
And the reviews and testimony time is up for the day until next time. To be continued with the rest... some day.
By Nakia Mast
