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The only hope this guy had was that the day job was only for six days a week and the night job was for 5 days a week. He did this for about three months. At the end, he had bags so large under his eyes that they looked more like the bottomless pit, in which death itself got lost. But then again, this guy’s whole face looked like the grim reaper. Even though he could not keep up the pace of working two jobs for long, this second job he had, did pay his funny money back quickly.
If you are unemployed, you may think about leaving town fast for a job out of town for a stint or two. Better yet, out-right get a-moving to where the jobs are. These types of jobs, I do admit, may be a bit unpleasant and involve going to the war zones in the hot desert, or working in the freezing cold, north of the North Pole. But oil rig jobs do pay well, even though they tend to carry you far from what you call home. There is also a strong possibility, you may end-up working with people who have lost all sight of culture, kindness, and decency long ago. Don’t be to bothered, when you meet men and women who resemble a guerrilla on crack. That’s normal up there in the rig camps, especially when you have been in camp for eight months in a row, working 12 hour day shifts.
Working online, writing, and doing research can bring in money quickly if you can type like a wild man and can later, still make sense of what you wrote. There is a growing need for writers who enjoy working for people like Hitler, Stalin, and the Tasmania devil.
If you own your house, you could try to pawned it off at the pawnshop, but first try to get an equity loan on that house. Out-right selling your house and then renting a place can help, until you get your feet firmly stuck in debt again and you’re resting comfortably in the familiar waters of heavy debt, up to your eyeball like the Jones next door. Just make sure you do something in the freed-up time, whether that be furthering your education or finding that needed job.
I Need Fast Ways to Make Money Quickly Unemployed, Not So Funny Eh?
I worked with a funny guy once, who needed some fast ways to make money quickly after he ran into some funny money trouble by owing a lot of money to someone named Mac who did not live by the golden rule of “forgive and forget”.
Being unempyed is not so funny and this guy’s need for honest ways to make money was not so comical at all. He needed like ten thousand dollars in very short order. His previous unemployment because of time spent in jail had not paid well, and his time there had inspired him to make money, the true and right way this time around.
So he started working two jobs. It’s a good thing he did not have a family because he worked 12hr at his day job and 8 hr at his night job, that left him with less than 4hr in which to sleep and eat.
