Here are some Short Jokes, yet kind of dumb and unique. Clean but funny jokes are not always funny but…Now some of these jokes some would say are more corny than funny. I like corny though, epically when it is corny on cob.
What brand of Q-tips do rabbits use?
Cottontails
Why did the cow take the dare to jump over the cliff?
Because she was a dairy cow.
What does an elephant use to clean its ears?
Just a sheep.
How do snakes keep their babies happy?
Rattles.
What profession gets into the most car accidents?
The dentist.
What kind of candies do lifeguards eat?
They eat lifesavers.
Why did the house decide to go fishing?
It was a house boat.
When in a large crowd and in a case of emergency, how do you know who to call for help?
The people wearing a hearing aid.
How do you cure an ear infection?
Use a hearing aid.
Why is it said that musicians steal the show?
What else would you expect from band-its? (And trust me, they are bandits charging $100 per ticket.)
Why does alphabet soup taste and smell so delicious?
Because it is cooked in the pan-sieszzz.
Why did the dog get braces?
Because he had four dog teeth.
Why did the secretary put goggles on when she started her computer?
She had to google it.
