I believe that you will find the original content of this website to be clean as a baby’s face, unique as a ground squirrel gopher in Saskatchewan, and unconventionally funny. The good thing, which I know some will appreciate, is there will be no swearing.
“What is funny, anyway?” you may ask yourself. If you are reading for one, humour is what provokes laughter or a grin. Yet, what you find witty or hilarious, just may not be humorous to the next person. Humour for the most part, is in the eyes of the crazies and insane folk like me, (well, that is what my mom said anyways, and moms are never wrong).
Butfunny.com is mostly original short stories which I have written mainly for adults, seniors, teens, the senile, and pretty much anyone that likes to have their humorous side plucked like a fiddle, from time to time. And yet, you won’t have to wash your ears and eyes out with soap afterwards. This does not mean these clean short stories will be dry like sawdust, far from it! There may be spelling problems, poor grammar and sentence structure, and pretty near full of mistakes which may make it almost impossible to understand, but not dry. All I can do is try and hope it won’t make you cry with the my poor English skills. Think of this website more as an unique flavour of ice-cream which tastes like sawdust.
With this unconventional style of humour, I do hope you find butfunny.com, comical, bringing you some amusement, especially the smile that triggers a laugh, eh. That last line is about all the poetry I will be able to muster so, you will have to like a “meat and potatoes” kind of wit, or just take the first train off this page and go straight to the “buy my t-shirt, and book” page…
There is a book to follow which may take some 40 years to complete, so great of a task it is for me. But at least I have started and am almost past the first paragraph, well it is a very long paragraph though. My advice is don’t hold you nose for no longer than 3 years waiting for this book, except in the rare case should you eat a whole jar of picked eggs by yourself at one sitting. In the meantime, enjoy the updates that will come weekly, at least that is what I am shooting for and they just maybe very long weeks.
The rest of the goods will be added overtime like a bad case of hives, so don’t forget to add butfunny.com to your list of favourites to collect dust.
Of course the content, photos, jokes and short stories of the site is protected by the copywriter, but links to this website are more than welcome, eh.